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[[Two figures are talking.]]
Figure: What do you do?
Woman: I make tools that make tools
Woman: ... that monitor code that deploys tools that build tools for deploying monitors...
20 minutes later...
Woman: ... for monitoring deployment of tools for-
Figure: But what's it all for?
Woman: Honestly, no idea. Porn, probably.
{{Title text: I make tools for managing job-hunting sites for people who make tools for managing job-hunting sites for people who make tools for ...}}
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