[[A figure walks around outside, while a bird singing is flying.]]
Figure: The sun is shining, the birds are singing-
[[The bird sings.]]
Bird: Got the kind of loving' that can be so smooth, yeah
[[The figure looks annoyed.]]
Bird: Give me your heart, make it real
[[The figure chases the bird with a net.]]
Bird: Or else forget about it
{{Title text: Maybe if I put it in a box for a while with a speaker playing some pleasant pastoral music, I can reprogram it.}}
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