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[[Two men stand talking to each other]]
First Man: If we lose this election, I'm moving to Canada.
Second Man: You say that every year.
First Man: I mean it this time.
Second Man: Well, becoming a citizen takes work. Meanwhile, you have no money, half an art degree, and it's the start of winter. You'll freeze to death in the streets.
First Man: Whatever.
[[Second man raises his hands]]
Second Man: No, don't you get it? If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!
{{title text: IT'S ALL REAL}}
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