When meeting a girlfriend's family, I have to suppress the weirdest thoughts.
[[A boy talking with his girlfriend's parents]]
Boy: Hi!
Mother: Hi! It's so nice to finally meet you!
Boy: I have licked your daughter's nipples.
{{alt text: And now I might never get to again.}}
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