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[[Each team is looking at a counter with two cubes on it.]]
Bad: Two non-nerds
First man: Let's get that one.
Second man: okay.
Good: non-nerd + nerd
Woman: Let's get that one.
Man: Wait, I think that one might be a better deal.
Woman: Okay, that one.
Very Bad: Two Nerds
Man: How about that one?
Second man: i think the other one might be the better deal...
First man: Hmm, I'm not sure...'
Two Hours Later
[[Nerds are sitting in front of laptops with papers strewn about in front of display counter]]
Man: I think our main problem is our unclear definition of value
Woman: That is not your main problem!
{{Title Text: I am never going out to buy an air-conditioner with my sysadmin again.}}
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