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[[Guy singing, Girl at computer]]
Guy: It's the thigh of the tiger
Guy: When the moon hits your thigh like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
Guy: She's my brown-thighed girl.
Girl: Don't you have a job or something?
Girl: Also, Eww.
{{Alt text: My thighs have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord?}}
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