[[A woman holds a sword while a man looks on]]
Text: My hobby: Insisting that real-life objects are photoshopped.
Woman: This sabre is a 19th-century family heirloom.
Man: It looks photoshopped.
Woman: Huh?
Man: Yeah, the reflections are all wrong. Definitely photoshopped.
{{Alt-text: When I look into your eyes, I see JPEG artifacts. I can tell by the pixels that we're wrong for each other.}}
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