A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.
Special 10th anniversary edition of WHAT IF?—revised and annotated with brand-new illustrations and answers to important questions you never thought to ask—coming from November 2024. Preorder here!
Man: <<Singing>> Why do birds suddenly appear
Man: <<Singing>> Every tiiiime you are neeear
Man: Wait, are those turkey vultures?
Man: Okay, listen, are you a zombie?
Woman: Hurrghhh...
{{We should probably talk about this before the wedding.}}
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