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[[Stick figure 1 is typing profanities into his computer]]
[[Stick figure 2 is typing profanities into his computer]]
[[A floating girl comes behind stick figure 1]]
[[The girl lifts stick figure 1]]
[[They are flying over mountains]]
[[The girl and stick figure 1 are floating in front of stick figure 2 and his computer]]
[[She sets stick figure 1 down in front of stick figure 2 and his computer]]
[[The girl lifts stick figure 1 again]]
[[They are flying]]
[[The girl sets stick figure 1 down in his chair at his computer]]
[[Stick figure 1 is typing at his computer]]
[[Stick figure 2 is typing at his computer]]
{{title text: It's easier to be an asshole to words than to people.}}
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