[[A man and a woman stand facing one another]]
Man: I love you!
Woman: I love you!
Man: I love you more!
Woman: Yeah.
[[A man and a woman stand facing one another - saying nothing.]]
{{Alt-text: This one makes me wince every time I think about it}}
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