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[[Man with hat and his female lover are talking and holding hands]]
Hat Man: You're my dearest darling danish.
Hat Man's Girl: And you're my lovely cutie pie.
Hat Man: Well, you're --
[[Another man enters]]
[[Hat man and his female lover look at each other]]
[[Hat man is holding a bloody sack, while his female lover is pushing down on a shovel to make a hole for the body.]]
{{Alt-Text: Or perhaps they knew he was there, and were just trying to torment him first.}}
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