[[Hat guy is in a car driving around a parking lot]]
[[Hat guy's car pulls up next to a red car, that's parked over a line at an angle that block two spaces]]
[[Hat guy gets out of his car]]
<<SLAM>>
[[Hat guy is now holding a flamethrower and a rotary saw, He's also wearing goggles and fuel tanks on his back. The flamethrower is lit]]
<<Fwoosh>>
[[The badly parked car has been cut in half along a diagonal, and the half of the car that was in the second slot has been moved into the same slot as the rest of the car. Hat guy's car occupies the newly freed space.]]
{{Alt Text: Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it.}}
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