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[[A male stick figure sits at a computer.]]
Computer Screen: "-Email Account Setup- To verify your identity, we need to ask you a question nobody else could answer."
Computer Screen: "Q: Where are the bodies buried? A:"
{{A text field is shown with "Behind the" typed.}}
[[Three stick figures, two wearing police hats and one wearing headphones, watch another computer.]]
{{The same text field is shown with "Behind the ... nice try." typed.}}
Figure in Headphones: Damn.
{{Title Text: "Let's invite him to a party and play 'I never'. Okay, I never hid any bodies SOUTH of Main Street. ... he's taking a drink!"}}
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