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The Future
[[Man is sitting at a futuristic desktop computer, and a girl is standing behind him with a portable ultra-thin screen]]
Girl: Hey dad, look at this old music video.
Video: We're no strangers to love...
Dad: Wow, you got me.
Girl: Did your generation really use this to troll people? SO lame. Your generation sucked at pranks.
Dad: Did we? I once raised a kid with conditioning so her speech centers shut down when she was upset.
Girl: What? No, you couldn't have bleegle warble yargle arggh!
Dad: Teehee!
{{title-text: They'll pick music and culture that they know annoys you. Building in behavioral easter eggs is a fair retaliation!}}
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