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[[A graph plots time vs. 3 lines.]]
[[Dysentery cases starts high, drops to near zero with time.]]
[[Laptop sales starts at zero, then raises.]]
[[Frequency of conversations in which one participant is on the toilet - falls as dysentery cases falls, then rises again with laptop sales.]]
{{Title text: If the dysentery graph looks historically inaccurate it's because I got all my data from Oregon Trail.}}
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