[[Two EMTs are rushing Darth Vader away from a front door on a stretcher.]]
[[There is a room with a desk in the foreground and a full-length mirror in the corner. On the desk is a laptop displaying the Wikipedia page for autoerotic asphyxiation.]]
{{Title text: Force-choking the chicken.}}
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