A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.
Special 10th anniversary edition of WHAT IF?—revised and annotated with brand-new illustrations and answers to important questions you never thought to ask—coming from November 2024. Preorder here!
[[Two people are talking.]]
Person 1: Avatar? Yeah, I saw it last week with ...
[[Person 1 walks out of the panel.]]
[[Person 1 returns with a ladder.]]
[[Person 1 stands on top of the ladder, shouting through a megaphone.]]
Person 1: ... MY GIRLFRIEND.
Person 2: You know, if this phase of your relationship lasts more than a week, I'm legally allowed to stab you both.
Person 1: What phase?
Person 1: So, did I mention I'm seeing someone?
{{Title text: The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'}}
xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.