[[Man is sitting on a bed, on the phone.]]
Man: You hang up first.
[[Women is lying on a bed, on the phone.]]
Woman: No, *you* hang up first.
Man: No, *you* hang up first.
Woman: No, *you* fucking hang up first!
Man: You hang up first, or we're OVER!
Woman: Then I guess we're fucking OVER!
Man: FINE!
Woman: ...
Man: ...
Woman: *You* move on and find somebody else first.
{{Title text: No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.}}
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