A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.
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Person 1: What time can you pick Michael up?
Person 2: Well, I can meet the plane at ten of six.
Person 1: Do you know where to find him?
Person 2: I'll meet him at the stairs before the gate.
{{My hobby: answering casual questions in iambic pentameter.}}
{{alt: Of course, you don't wanna limit yourself to the strict forms of the meter. That could get pretty difficult.}}
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