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[[A stick figure sits on a box playing a guitar and singing]]
Singer: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Singer: Take me down to the paradise village where the grass is green and the cute girls pillage.
Singer: Take me down to the fire-charred counties where the law's restored by Canadian mounties.
Singer: Take me down to Orwellian regions where they retrain girls using cortical lesions
Singer: Take me down to the paradise borough where the grass is labeled 'cause the girls are thorough. Ohh, won't you please take me hooome...
{{Title text: Take me down to the paradise municipality
where the grass is mauve and the girls aren't fromthisreality.}}
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