[[Someone is standing next to a table. There is a can on the table.]]
[[The label on the can reads, "Serious Putty".]]
[[The person is looking at the table again.]]
[[They reach out to touch the can. The can speaks.]]
Can: Don't touch me.
{{Title text: Not to be confused with Serious PuTTY, the Windows terminal client where everything is in Impact.}}
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