[[Two soldiers are talking. Behind them, rubble burns and smokes.]]
First soldier: Will you
please
stop imitating everything I do?
<<blam blam>>
Second soldier: Will you
please
stop...
<<kaboom>>
My hobby: Real-time war reenactment
{{Title text: During the week, I research my character by living in his house and raising his children.}}
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