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Guy: In the words of Archimedes,
Guy: Give me a long enough lever and a place to rest it,
[[Guy pulls out a gun.]]
Guy: Or I will kill one hostage every hour.
{{Title text: Give a man a fish, or he will destroy the only existing vial of antidote.}}
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