[[A close up of a man with a thermometer in his mouth.]]
[[The thermometer beeps.]]
Thermometer: BEEP
[[A full-body shot of the man looking down at the thermometer.]]
[[A close-up of the thermometer's read-out.]]
Thermometer: PREGNANT
{{Title text: And the baby has a fever.}}
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