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[[A soldier wearing a olive drab green hat sits in front of a computer]]
Computer: Welcome to the missile launch web interface!
<<mouse click>>
Computer: Enter the target's coordinates.
<<type type>>
Enter your email address for our records.
<<type type>>
Enter your email again, to ensure you typed it correctly.
[[Green Hat Man sits there with an even blanker look on his face than normal]]
{{Title text: I hear in some places, you need one form of ID to buy a gun, but two to pay for it by check. It's interesting who has what incentives to care about what mistakes.}}
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