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[[Black Hat Guy and a person sit in a room]]
Black Hat Guy: Did you know November is Tongue Awareness Month?
[[Person is suddenly aware of their tongue]]
[[Person continues to be aware of their tongue]]
[[Person is *still* aware of their tongue]]
Person: I hate you.
Black Hat Guy: Enjoy the next four weeks.
{{Title text: November marks the birthday of Charles Schulz, pioneer of tongue awareness.}}
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