[[A courtroom. A judge sits on a stage at the right. Another man sits, downcast, behind a desk at the left. A man, Zeno, stands centre left holding an arrow.]]
Zeno: My client couldn't have killed anyone with this arrow, and I can *prove* it!
Judge: I'd like to examine your proof, Zeno. You may approach the bench.
Zeno: But never reach it!
{{Title text: The prosecution calls Gottfried Leibniz.}}
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