Person 1: Hey look-- Rembrandt's parents having sex!
Person 2: Waugh! Why do you--
..Wait, how can there be a photo of that?
Person 1: It's an artist's conception.
{{Title text: ::click:: Come back! You didn't see the one of Whistler's mother!}}
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