[[A figure sits at a laptop.]]
Laptop: It's day five of the trade summit, and still no...
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Figure: Dammit
I get most of my news from autoplaying videos in browser tabs I can't find.
{{Title text: If you find and stop the video, but you've--against all odds--gotten curious about the trade summit, just leave the tab opened. It will mysteriously start playing again 30 minutes later!}}
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