[[A figure wearing glasses is looking at his phone.]]
My hobby:
Figure: OK, Glass, check tomorrow's weather. Ooh, snow!
Off-panel figure: Oh my God, it's somehow even more annoying than if you had it.
Saying "OK, Glass" before everything while wearing regular glasses.
{{Title text: Plus, when someone finally grabs your glasses and stomps on them, it costs way less than $1,500 to replace them.}}
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