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TODAYS NEWS
[[Little thumbnails accompany each headline.]]
North Korea Threatens U.S. Over Upcoming Movie
Shark Populations Booming Off East Coast
SpaceX to Attempt New Rocket Launch Today
[[A down arrow leads from the above headlines to this panel. A person walks away toward the edge of the panel, coat over arm. A TV in the background shows a talking head reading the news.]]
Person: Bye! See you tonight!
Out of Panel: Have a good day!
TV:
Researchers are reporting record numbers of sharks...
To make news stories seem way more ominous, imagine you're hearing them from a background TV in a movie as the main character leaves.
{{Title text: '... hosts were unexpectedly fired from ABC's 'The View' today. ABC will likely announce new ...'}}
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