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Who are today's 10 HOTTEST ACTORS?
[[A hairless person with a clipboard stands behind a shaggy-haired person holding a device which is emitting some sort of beam toward something out of panel.]]
Shaggy-hair: 81.5, but I think it got part of his shirt. -- HEY JUSTIN - HOLD STILL!
We grab an infrared thermometer and find out!
{{Title text: Once again topping the list of tonight's hottest rising stars in Hollywood is ξ Persei!}}
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