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[[A person monologues to their friend.]]
Picture a grassy field.
In the center sits a small, pale, big-eyed creature with the power to escape from any visualized scene and move freely through the brain that imagined it.
It glances around nervously and--
--whoops, where'd it go?
Sorry about that! Keep an eye out for it in your daydreams.
{{Title text: Wait, I can fix this. Picture another field. In the middle sits the only creature the first creature is afraid of. Now just-- wait, where did THAT one go?}}
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