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[[A figure has broken through a hole in the ceiling and dangles from a harness. A sleepy hat guy is sitting up in bed.]]
<<Crash>>
Ceiling figure: Want to feel old? Night At The Museum, Cars, Hips Don't Lie, and the Wii all turn 10 this year. Twister, Independence Day, The Rock, Pokémon, and Wonderwall all turn 20. And-
Hat guy: Oh my God, couldn't you at least have waited until morning?
Ceiling figure: It's been 2016 for hours! Time is passing!
Hat guy: I am acutely aware.
{{Title text: Want to feel old? Wait.}}
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