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[[We see the earth, with many rockets flying away from it.]]
Computer voice: Oh my God, why do you even have all these? What's wrong with you? We're launching them into the sun.
The moment the computers controlling our nuclear arsenals become sentient
{{Title text: It took a lot of booster rockets, but luckily Amazon had recently built thousands of them to bring Amazon Prime same-day delivery to the Moon colony.}}
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