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[[A person looking at their phone. Their text conversation is displayed above their head.]]
A: I'll be in your city tomorrow if you want to hang out.
B: But where will you be I
don't
want to hang out?!
A: You know, I just remembered I'm busy.
Why I try not to be pedantic about conditionals.
{{Title text: 'If you're done being pedantic, we should get dinner.' 'You did it again!' 'No, I didn't.'}}
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