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[[Elevator panel, with a Certificate of Inspection and five floor buttons, numbered 1â4. The fifth button is unlabeled.]]
[Person thinks]
[Person writes something on a small piece of paper]
[Person tapes it onto the panel]
[[Elevator panel, with the same Certificate and buttons, and with the piece of paper labeling the fifth button âZeppelinâ.]]
[Person presses the new âZeppelinâ button]
[Elevator moves]
Elevator: *Ding*
[Person is looking out the door of a Zeppelin. The Zeppelin is flying over a green landscape with many lakes.]
{{Title text: Quick, try it with 'LOVE'.}}
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