[[Man is in the middle of the frame, talking]]
Man: You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips and there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
[[Man thoughtfully places his hand on his chin]]
Man: Maybe I should try your sister instead.
{{title text: Maybe there's no tenderness in her fingertips either, but at least SHE puts out.}}
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