[[Hand-drawn Graph is shown, on the Y axis, My Overall Health, on the X axis, Time. Graph is generally steady through 3
4 of the X axis, where is begins a steady decline, with a label "The Day I Realized I Could Cook Bacon Whenever I Wanted."]]
{{Title Text: Although maybe it's just a phase, like freshman year of college when I realized I could just buy frosting in a can.}}
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