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[[Two people standing]]
Person 1: Then she put her hands over mine, grinds against me, leans down and whispers, "After tonight, we go and live our lives, no regrets. But I want this, I want you, one last time."
Person 2:{{Giving a thumbs up, pointing, surrounded by action lines}}That's what SHE said!
[[Both continue to stand]]
Person 1: Yes. Yes, it is.
[[Both continue to stand]]
{{Alt text: I was there, dude.}}
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