[[Man is throwing boomerang
Holding his hands up, man waits for return
Continual waiting
Man is dejected, head hangs low]]
[[Man throws boomerang]]
Man waits for boomerang]]
Outside: Oh God
Outside: The Ozone layer! [[Man is suprised]]
[[Man throws boomerang banana
Man waits]]
Girl who walks in: That was our last banana
Girl: You're such an asshole.
[[Man throws boomerang
Boomerang breaks out of the panel box]]
[[Boomerang breaks out of a satellite, followed by the man]]
{{Alt-Text: An eternity later, the universe having turned out to have a positive curvature and a lot of mass, the boomerang hits him in the back of the head}}
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