Tycho: You know what? If you've never played the 1995 SNES RPG 'Seiken Densetsu' don't even _bother_ reading today's strip. We don't _need_ your kind here.
{{title text: Of course, Penny Arcade has already mocked themselves for this. They don't care.}}
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