Mephistopheles: Welcome to Hell. Here's-
Mephistopheles: Wait. I know you.
Mephistopheles: You're the Fujitsu exec who killed the Q-series.
Fujitsu Exec: ...Yes?
Mephistopheles: The Q2010 was the perfect laptop!
Mephistopheles: Powerful, durable, had every feature, and made the Air look <u>bulky<
u> And that was back in 2006!
Fujitsu Exec: But noone bought it!
Mephistopheles: Then you marketed it wrong!
Fujitsu Exec: Wait. Don't you <i>encourage<
i> evil acts down here?
Mephistopheles: In theory, yes, but we need laptops too!
Mephistopheles: Although it's moot, since we have an exclusive deal with Sony.
Fujitsu Exec: I <i>knew<
i> it!
{{Alt text: The xkcd.com sysadmin has a Q2010, and I can attest that it can handle a fall down several flights of concrete steps. Relatedly, he's upset with me - I hope he doesn't take revenge by messing with my site's contenDISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS}}
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