[[A man is pulling a woman by the legs. She is holding onto the ground.]]
Man: We're getting some culture in you if it
kills
you.
Woman: Don't wanna.
[[The man is pushing the woman through a door.]]
Man: All you listen to is techno.
Woman: But... the
symphony?
[[The couple stand in line between other people.]]
Woman: I think we're the only people here under 60.
Man: Shhh.
Woman: The right side is definitely better.
Man: Better?
Woman: They've all got bigger instruments. I bet they make more money.
Man: <<Sigh>>
{{Title text: It can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler. I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!}}
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