[[A man stands on a stage before a large audience, holding a pointer and using it to highlight something on a screen behind him. He interacts with a member of the audience after making a point.]]
Presenter: The key to making a successful blog is building a relationship with your readers.
Audience Member: I thought it was "make your updates good so people will want to read them."
Presenter: We'll discuss content generation in part three.
Audience Member: Awesome! I _LOVE_ content.
{{Title text: I'm looking to virally monetize your eyeballs by selling them for transplants.}}
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