[[A man stands in front of a poster with a bottle in his hand.]]
Poster: An invisible sneeze droplet can contain *200 million* germs!
[[The man looks at the bottle.]]
Bottle: Our hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of germs!
[[The man taps a calculator.]]
200000000 x 0.01% =
Man: Ew.
{{Title text: Hipster CDC Reports Flu Epidemic Peaked Years Ago}}
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