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[[Two couples meet.]]
Woman #2: I thought your android girlfriend was cool so I got myself an android boyfriend.
Woman #2: He's really great. I like how --
Woman #2: Uh.
[[Woman #1, the android girlfriend, rushes over to Man #2, the android boyfriend.]]
<<Zip>>
Voice: Mmmmm...
[[Man #1 and Woman #2 look at something which is off the panel.]]
Man #1: ... Huh.
Woman #2: It's like somebody stuck a vibrator in a fleshlight.
<<Whirrr>
Voice: Mmmm
<<Click>>
{{Title text: Which is, coincidentally, the most unsettling mantlepiece decoration in my house.}}
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